Monday, September 26, 2011

Relationship Phobia amount guys

1. I don't want to get married!!!

2 Any chance she use to be a man?

3. She want me to talk about my feelings!!!

4. If my mum find out about it, she would push me to marry her the very next day!!!

5. Me hate having in-laws!!!

6. Alimony!!!

7. I don't want kids!!!

8. I only want a one night stand, but she want a relationship (option A; be a jerk and dump her after the sex, option B: get the hell out of there!!!)

9. Do she have AIDs?

10. She is dating my best mate!!! (Male priority order: 1. His family, 2 himself 3. his mates 4. his pets 5. his girl friend)

Trust me, I am a guy, so I know :)

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